The story of a girl and a boy!

In a land far far and away (called Seattle) there once was a very beautiful girl named Katelyn

and an incredibly dashing boy named Jaxon.

Jaxon thought Katelyn was the prettiest girl he'd ever seen in his incredibly long life of 17 1/2 months and therefore he did all kinds of heroic and noble deeds to impress her and win her love forever (or at least until Mommy was back).

He tried to win her with impressive feats of acrobatic strength...

...and incredibly romantic gestures. But for all his attempts to win her heart...

All she did was run away!

So in frustration the brave and romantic Jaxon...decided girls weren't worth it and gave up!

But little did he know, the fair Katelyn had been watching all along.

And now she realized that truly she did desire his attention (and his fishy crackers).

She sat and pondered how ever she would get this brave young fohawk-wearing boy to give her back his heart.

She thought she'd try to impress him by showing him how she could perfectly perform the "touchdown" sign.

And even tried to chase him down with kisses ...

But all to no avail...he was long gone.

Then the gorgeous and brilliant Katey had a brilliant thought...."What do I need boys for anyway!"

Just then her friend Mila showed up....

And after Katey shared all of her frustrations with her dear friend...

They both decided they would just eat oranges and sing songs at the top of their lungs!

The End




Well... not quite ...